I tried to update my server and somehow totally broke this site. I tried to figure out what was wrong to no avail. At this point, I've spent more time than I care to, and I've decided you're stuck with this page until I decide to do something else with this site.
I feel like I should say something like "thanks for the patience", but really, I don't care. If you absolutly feel the need to experience me on the internet, feel it deep down in your loins, then go to one of these places: